INQUIRIES
01
Will I receive a physical product?
Absolutely not. You are paying for the idea of the product. Shipping physical items is so last century.
02
What is your return policy?
How do you return a concept? Once it is in your mind, it is yours forever. No refunds.
03
Why are the shapes just colored blocks?
Your imagination is the rendering engine. We just provide the wireframes. If a red pill shape doesn't look like 'Digital Serotonin' to you, try harder.
04
Is this a real store?
It's a real website taking fake money for imaginary things. Define 'real'.
05
How do I care for my Invisible Jacket?
Dry clean only. Do not wash in water, as it will dissolve into pure nothingness.
Still confused?
GO BUY NOTHING